Archive for April 28, 2016
It is always best to take an evidenced based approach to any problem.
When streets in Houston, Texas, flood, the giant flying sewer roaches head for the trees. Over the following weeks, they try to make their way back to the sewers, unfortunately sometimes taking a detour through homes in the middle of the night and freaking out children.
2:00 am: Large flying cockroach crawls across ceiling of the room of your two youngest daughters. The oldest one wakes up, panics, wakes up her younger sister. Between the two of them they turn on every light in house and wake up their dad. The father tries to kill cockroach, but it displays impressive aerial capabilities. Roach flies under the youngest daughter’s bed. The father pretends that he has captured the roach and g